9 Items That Designers Say Should Never Be On Your Porch (And 8 That Should Be)
Want a porch that feels both welcoming and effortlessly stylish? You might be surprised by what designers say doesn’t belong out front.
I’ve gathered expert insights to reveal the common porch items that quietly drag down curb appeal and the must-have elements that instantly elevate it.
From décor missteps to design wins, this list features 9 things to keep far from your entryway, plus 8 essentials every charming, guest-ready porch should include.
1. Torn or Faded Welcome Mats
Where did that cheerful mat go? When a welcome mat turns ragged and colorless, it tells visitors you’ve stopped caring about first impressions. Guests notice the wear instantly.
If your mat’s letters have faded or corners are curling, it’s time to let it go. Clean, intact mats set the right tone for your entryway. Old ones, however, make your space feel tired, no matter how lovely the rest looks.
I once kept a faded mat “just until I found a new one.” That stretched on for months! Avoid my mistake—retire worn mats before they drag down your curb appeal.
2. Plastic Furniture
If you’ve ever sat on a plastic porch chair and heard loud squeaks, you know the struggle. Plastic furniture, while affordable, rarely looks cozy or inviting.
Designers frown on these pieces for another reason—they often crack, fade, and stain after just one season outdoors. A porch should feel like an extension of your living space, not a temporary waiting area.
I remember a neighbor whose porch always looked mismatched because of aging plastic chairs. Classic wooden or metal pieces last longer and add true charm, so skip the plastic for a more welcoming vibe.
3. Cluttered Decor or Storage Bins
Though storage bins promise quick fixes for outdoor clutter, they quickly turn your porch into a dumping ground. Guests don’t want to weave around shoes and tools just to knock on your door.
I once tried storing everything from pet food to bike helmets on my tiny porch. Within a week, it felt crowded and messy. Clean lines and open spaces win out every time.
If you must have storage, choose a stylish bench with hidden compartments or store items elsewhere. Designers always favor simplicity and tidiness when it comes to porch spaces.
4. Fake Plants in Poor Condition
When fake plants look tired or sun-bleached, they fool no one. Are your faux ferns drooping, or do the leaves look unnaturally shiny? People can spot neglected artificial greenery instantly.
It’s tempting to use them for low-maintenance color, but poorly kept fakes do more harm than good. I once had a neighbor whose plastic ivy faded to blue-green in the sun—it only drew attention to itself for all the wrong reasons.
Choose fresh, healthy potted plants instead, or replace artificial ones as soon as they lose their realistic charm.
5. Holiday Decorations Left Up Year-Round
How many times have you seen a porch with holiday lights still dangling in July? Designers say that keeping seasonal decorations up all year makes porches look forgotten.
Leaving old holiday pieces out sends the message you’re too busy or don’t care. I once left Halloween cobwebs on my porch until spring neighbors definitely noticed.
If you want festive decor, switch it out promptly after each season. Rotating your porch’s look keeps it feeling fresh and shows you’re attentive to detail, which every guest appreciates.
6. Harsh or Outdated Lighting Fixtures
Where harsh lighting glares, comfort disappears. Old, rusty fixtures or bulbs that emit cold, blue-white light ruin a porch’s evening ambiance in seconds.
I once replaced a buzzing porch light with a softer, lantern-style fixture and instantly noticed visitors lingering longer. Designers agree: lighting should flatter the space and welcome guests.
Outdated fixtures also date your home’s appearance. Opt for updated, stylish lighting that creates a gentle, inviting glow, transforming your porch into an evening retreat instead of a place to avoid.
7. Oversized Wind Chimes
Are your wind chimes waking the whole block? Large, clanging chimes can overwhelm small porches and even annoy your neighbors.
Designers suggest choosing subtle, harmonious accents that add pleasant background sound, not a noisy distraction. I once bought a gigantic wind chime thinking it would be soothing, but the constant clatter made evenings less peaceful.
If you love the sound, try a petite set for gentle music. Keeping porch accents in scale with your space ensures comfort for everyone—inside and out.
8. Unused or Broken Furniture
When unused chairs or broken benches take up valuable porch space, they send the wrong message. It’s like telling guests you don’t care about comfort or upkeep.
I once hung onto a rickety old bench for nostalgia’s sake, but eventually realized it was only gathering dust (and spiderwebs). Functional, inviting seating is what designers suggest.
Removing dilapidated pieces gives you more room for the things you love. Your porch will instantly feel refreshed and cared for with only usable, sturdy furniture.
9. Dirty or Worn-Out Rugs
How do you feel stepping onto a sticky, stained rug? Rugs that have outlived their prime do little for your porch’s reputation.
I used to believe a rug could last forever if you just ignored a few spots, but mildew and dirt only get worse over time. Designers are clear: fresh, clean rugs are a must for outdoor spaces.
If yours has lost color, smells odd, or feels rough underfoot, swap it out. This quick change will upgrade your porch’s look and make guests feel right at home.
10. Fresh, Seasonal Wreaths
Did you know a wreath can tell your whole neighborhood about your style? Designers love how a fresh, seasonal wreath instantly updates a porch and welcomes guests with personality.
I always switch mine out each season—pumpkins in fall, flowers in spring, berries for winter. It’s an easy tradition that never fails to catch the eye.
You don’t have to go elaborate. Even a simple bundle of herbs or greenery adds warmth. Let your wreath reflect the time of year and your unique taste.
11. Rocking Chairs or Porch Swings
When I see a porch swing or rocking chair, I instantly think of long summer evenings and friendly chats. These pieces invite visitors to sit and stay awhile.
Rocking chairs have a rich history they’ve been gracing American porches since the 18th century. I love watching neighbors wave from their swings after dinner.
Pick sturdy, comfortable seating in classic shapes and add cozy cushions. This simple upgrade makes your porch the best seat in the house for relaxing or catching up with friends.
12. Potted Plants or Hanging Baskets
This is the secret behind cheerful porches everywhere—lush potted plants and hanging baskets. They add instant color, texture, and life.
I once tried a single fern and was amazed at how much brighter my entryway felt. Designers favor mixing heights, types, and pots for a lively, layered look.
Rotate plants with the seasons or pick hardy varieties for year-round interest. Whether you prefer bold flowers or easy greenery, a few well-placed pots can transform your whole porch.
13. Lantern-Style Lighting
If you want to create a gentle glow that feels timeless and warm, lantern-style lighting is the way to go. These fixtures flatter any porch, from farmhouse to modern.
I swapped my old floodlight for a lantern, and suddenly evening gatherings felt magical. Designers agree: the right lighting makes your porch shine even after sunset.
Pick fixtures in shapes and finishes that match your home’s style. The soft, even light brings out the best in your outdoor space.
14. Cozy Outdoor Pillows and Cushions
How would you feel curling up on a bench with a few soft, colorful cushions? Outdoor pillows make porches more comfortable and inviting right away.
I love how easy it is to switch up the look with new covers. Designers recommend durable, weather-resistant fabrics that can handle sun and rain.
A bold pattern or splash of color gives your porch instant personality. You’ll find guests linger longer when there’s a cozy spot to relax.
15. Clean Welcome Mat or Layered Doormats
Did you know that the first thing guests see is your doormat? A clean, chic mat—or even two layered together—sends a message of care and attention.
I swapped my old one for a cheerful new mat and instantly felt more organized. Designers suggest picking mats with fun patterns or welcoming messages for extra flair.
Layering a smaller mat over a larger rug adds texture and style. This small detail can make your entryway truly stand out.
16. Small Bistro Table and Chairs
Where do you sip your morning coffee? A small bistro set turns any porch into a personal café, perfect for lazy breakfasts or evening drinks.
I always dreamed of having that European patio vibe, and these charming tables deliver it every time. Designers praise bistro sets for their space-saving style and practicality.
Choose a weatherproof material and tuck the chairs beneath the table when not in use. Even the tiniest porch feels luxurious with a spot to sit and savor the view.
17. Neat and Simple Wall Decor or Signs
When wall decor stays simple and understated, it adds just the right touch to a porch. I’ve seen some homes transform completely with just a wooden sign or a tasteful piece of art.
Designers urge avoiding clutter one or two pieces make a bigger impact than a crowded wall. Seasonal or personal touches keep things fresh.
A neat sign can make guests smile as they arrive. Pick something that matches your style and brings a little joy to your entryway every day.
